What's in the name(s)...Lots!!!

Hey Guys,

Something different this time.

The following list of names is a direct result of our exasperation,frustration,anger,irritation towards this certain gentleman who leads our testing team.

The captains who can sail their ship successfully even in the storm are old news now.It's cliche. It's stale.

Its this new breed that's carving itself a niche,they have the ability to have their ship in doldrums even in the calmest of the oceans and with the bestest of the crew.

They drown,and take everyone with them.They may be humble,mild,meek,poor along with being dumb.But those virtues are too few and non-cogent to prevent us, the minions of anti-christ, from attacking them with our devilious creativity.

To a layman this is just a plethora of negative adjectives.For us however,it's the "Poopist Chronicles".

(Apologies for the long size of the post.I could attach the excel file so had to Copy paste the entire list)

• Agent of Nihility
• Messiah of Idiocy
• Beacon of Exasperation
• A cornucopia of fatigue
• Prophet of Imbecility
• Valedictorian of nincompoopery
• Harbinger of great suffering and agony
• The Fuhrer of Wreckage
• The Jesus of Disturbia
• The Virtuoso of Sluggishness
• Diffident Dastard
• The Dabbling Dorkmoron
• Peabrained gargoyle
• The Unblinkable Starrer
• The Advocate of ignominy
• Constipationer
• The last king of Dyslexialand
• The crusader of Timidity
• Testing Dumbdroid
• The Minion of Torpidity
• The Obnoxious Obliviator
• The Deity of Obtuseness
• The Lingering Laggard
• Gandalf the Gullible
• The fugitive of Cuckoo's Nest
• Torchbearer of the Inexplicability
• The champion of the Retardation
• The Gamut of the Gibberish
• Blabloid / Babbloid / Blahbloid / Blahbot
• Professor MumbleBore
• Mr Crappathetic of Pathosland
• The propagator of pandemonium
• The ominous obliterator of intelligence
• The no sense noob
• The rumbling rambler
• Jack the Dripper
• The epitome of fatuousness
• The frontrunner of the Dystopia
• The paradigm of frivolity
• The headless harlequin
• Verbal Anti-diarrhetic
• The Living Limbo
• The Jejune Comatose
• The measly mannequin
• The Blabbliophile's Bible
• The stuporous stupid
• The Souvenir of Cataclysm
• The Cranky Conglomerate
• The Maestro of the Oblivion
• The Abbot of the Abyss
• The Crooked Crappabel
• The Pope of Perjury
• The lobotomised laxative
• The eluding exacerbater
• The rollicking retard
• Dumbsel in Distress
• The Demented Dumbtard
• The Deranged solicitor
• The Haphazard Colonel
• The Dormant Dumbinator
• Evangelical Guardian of the Void
• Floptimus Drone
• Captain Dubious
• Babblebard of Bastardonia
• The Dumbards Speech
• The Devious Doofus
• The Confucius of Disorder
• The Incorrigible Diphtherian
• The Erratic Heretic
• The flabbergasted fanatic
• The Messenger of Misadventure
• The Dreary Demagog
• The Duke of Drudgery
• The Zenith of Ennui
• The Ubermensch from The Crapton
• The Silly Samaritan
• The Grovelling Gremlin
• The Gawking Go-downer
• The Simpleton Simian
• The Neanderthal Neophyte
• The Petty Poltergeist
• The Fallen Charlatan
• The Ruminating Rasputin
• The Insidious Imp
• The Pharaoh of balderdash
• The Caricature of Buffoonery
• The Whimpering Whiner
• Doodledude of Dunce-u-topia
• The Nadir of Sanity
• The titillator of tedium
• The asphyxiator of fauna
• The nonsensical nitwit
• The Zeitgeist of misfortune
• The Whipped Wiener
• The Nimbus of Dumbness
• The Stupefied Sapien
• The Mortified Mongrel
• The Petrified Pimp
• The Amoral Albino
• The Dispensable Dodo
• The Poignant Plebeian
• The Abominable Lull

...............................Bwahahahahhahahah........................

Contributers : Ashwin,myself and Rohit.

Special thanks to Ashwin,it was his brainchild to make this list.

PS: Even if our protagonist stumbles across this one,I bet he wouldn't have a clue what this is all about. :p

C ya